Bizarre asian guy Kjeisuke Honda this weekend posteed a series of not-so-ordinary tweeters where he thanked the fans and the Berlusconis and Mr. Galliani’s pet lemmings for the AMZAING years he had at the once-so-great italian footballs club AC MILAN.
Mr Suzuki honda, of 34 years old, claims to have signed for the club some four years ago for four packets of godterilisser and a bottle of medium-price sake from top club Kinshahsa Moscow, but there is no evidence anywhere of him actually playing any football for a Milan club.
The psycho oriental man known as kjeisuke Honda
«I saw this weird dude on the pitch sometimes, but I thought he was just a snack boy salesman that had wandered off,» says milan4meand4u inside anonumous source «Urby«.
The nipponese man also claimed to have scored several classy freekicks goals during his time at the club, but this are mytghs that have also been debunked.
«I score all free kicks for milan since pirlo left», said TALISMANIC captin Rikki Montoleader to milan4meand4u, «just ask mr slivo berloscini, of whom i have compromising nudes».
Howevz, this claim is also controversial at least according to club legend goal machine Carlos Baccy, who said: «Møntylidr is such a lying samosa. Everyone knows i am the flabby goalmachine. He is just a floppy cunt», said the colombianese in a statement that is bound to shake the club dressing room.
Meanwhile, what becomes fo the asian mystery man knwon as KJEISUKE we will never truly know. Was he a italian fanboy version of ali dia, lying and scheming his way to a serie a career? Had he just had too much sake? Or did he over-play on FM where for some reason he has relly good statss?
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